Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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