we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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