we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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