Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
