You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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