mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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