Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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