Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
