is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Green mimosas i think yes
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize