I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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