I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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