HIV tests are more positive than that guy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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