I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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