I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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