Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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