It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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