Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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