something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
and you fell through a lawn chair
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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