Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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