He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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