i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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