barbara walters just said penis...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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