just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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