gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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