Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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