He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
