Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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