Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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