I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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