no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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