NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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