i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i think i have two assholes
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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