I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
