check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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