Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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