do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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