im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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