I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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