last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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