But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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