summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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