i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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