At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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