Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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