I heard we made out
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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