My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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