he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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