Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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