so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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