check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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