u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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