You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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