S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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