Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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