I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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