You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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