I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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