Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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