I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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