we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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