Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
