Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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