dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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