We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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